fuckoff

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we goblynz be van veri enshand reis, yeee

an' we be hevin rych an' enshand hysteri. we goblyn hysteri mutch longa an' mor entyr estin zen ur hewmen hysteri, yeeeee, an' uz wud beta biliv me.

zis be van verei old abut twony zausend yirz old pikchy o awaz fist goblyn kyng or gobkyng hau we uzad tu kol im, yeee



him neim be gybkyl lamuz ze fist, ze breiv, an' he be verei breiv an' kaind tu uz goblynz, koz, uz knouz, he be van riel king, nod sum deji nireid. uz hewmenz tend tu uze diji neireidz ez ur kyng, an' we goblynz not, koz we shmard verei be.

on zis pikchy uz ken be siin ze kyng him selv, an', zen, him seikrid wait klosyz, an' him seikrid goldyn belt, an' him seikrid goblyn goldyn kraun wich cymbalaizid him maight. on zy belt zer be him seikrid stil svod, wich neim be "ranbestadz". zen, me seiz, zer be him meijik shneik skeptr - he be holdin it in him rait hend, at it miin zed he gryn an' myyn ez van shneik, an' him vord ken kil eneivan dgast laik shneik bait, yeeee. an' in zy lefd hend him goblyn kyng be holdin zy fist goblynz lowz, on van pepiras. ziis lowz be verei smard, mutch beta zen urz hewmen lowz, an' me be pihepz telin uz abut zem leita.

an', gybkyl lamuz rote ziis lowz him selv, koz him be verei shmard goblyn. zis wy him be awa kyng, yeeee

alzo on zys pikcha uz ken be siin zed gobkyng be sterin et mistyrivas red cymbal, an' zed bi verei komplix repri zinteshan o rilei shanship bitwyn kyng an' him merri goblyn pipl. bat zis be tuu, fa tuuu komplix fo uz stuhpeed hewmenz tu andy shtend.

anfo junetli abut six zausand yirz igo ol ziis mistik aitymz wer lozt (or prubibli stolin bai sum sevidg hewmenz). an' eva sins we goblynz be vizaut propa lidashyp an' slovlei nierin ix tinkshan. zis be veri sed. me puur goblyn be kriyn, yeeeee.

we vans wer van byg an' kuul, an' shtronk, an' pawaful ympair, bat nau we be dgast sum tini lytyl kritchyz livin in uz beizmendz, an' mozt o uz dond ivyn knouz abut as bein hire. veri anfeir. uz shud be zinkin nau abut forma goblyn glori an' hau uz hewmenz robid as o evri sing. go nau, yeee
fuckoff

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hillow

me be lytyl gryn goblyn an' me bek from de wik ent, yeee

an' it be teribil. me saiz not tiz be awtrait be-e-ed, nosiree. me be ketchin, uz knouz, kritchyz an' hevin fan, bat zen me be iitin sum mash wroomz. an', zem be teizti an' gud, bat samfin be shue rong viz van o zem, yeee.

sou me be filin verey sik an' hevin greit stomych eik, an', me ivyn be wontin iit sumvan tu ize zis tewibal pein, bat me stil be holdin ap. so uz not worei, yeeee, he-he

an', jinereli me stil be haigh an' gud, an' pein be shura pasin.

an' me be telin uz sum shtoriz nau probe bli.
fuckoff

(no subject)

an' nau me ewey fo wik ent.

me be goyn tu van forisd an' be kechin kritchiz an' bedyez an' iitin teizti mash rumz, yeeee.

zis gona be soufa-a-an uz shud be ol veri gilowz
fuckoff

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me wana tollkz abut mewzek, yee

me nau be lisanin van bend it neim be zi shtudjyz, an' me saiz uz zis be van rial gryn goblyn bend an' zem be pleyin van rial gryn goblyn rok an' zis be sou kuuul

an' uz shud go aut an' buy it imi detlei, yeeee
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fuckoff

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an', me telz uz 'bout us goblynz rilijan nau. an' it be kolid Godblynyzm, yeee

an', we goblynz be muna diysdz, wich, me thinkz minz we be hevin dgast van goddie, yeee

an' we goddie be kolid Godblyn an' it be verei kaind, uz knouz, an', i minz, him riel neim be Godblyn, zis not be jazt sum stuhpeed nikneim, yeeeeee

an' tho we onlei hev van he be laik twu, if uz knouz wot me miinz. me not shue meselv, yeee



zi van on zi levt be wait Godblyn, an' he be verei kaind tu as goblynz, an' if uz wona sum feivar vich be biny fishul to um o uz femylei zen u preiz tu him, an', mebei he be helpin uz. he be leizi tho an' he be hevin no vingez, sou he be heivin had taim triyn get tu urz an' zen bek tu us goblynz hevynz. zis wy him be sou leizi. u wud be leizi tuu, yee.

an' zi van on zi rait be gryn Godblyn, an' he be veri skeri tho kaind tu as goblynz tuu. an' if uz wona sum rivenj on ur inemyz o sum bed sing hepin tu sumvan, uz preiz tu him zen. an' meibi he be helpin uz. he be hevin byg kliva kolid "schatzyfakap" an' vingz, bat be leizi tuu nuvan knouz wy. an' sou he ujuli shteiz zere on us goblynz hevynz, an' kolz urk anchil Goblynyyl, an' he be sein him: hei u, Gobly, u kum hire tu me an' teik me kliva! an' zen go on urz an' faind zed goblyn, an' pantch him an' slaic him in twu an' panish him an' kik him sori ess, koz van oza goblyn askid me politali tu du zed.

an' zen urk anchil Goblynyyl ujeli goz an jazd daz zed. in enshand urcisch tonge zis be colad "prapisevoyt pesdi", bat zi miinin be tuu komplix tu be anda shtud bai uz stuhpeed hewmenz. an', bai zi wei, sumtaimz Gobly prapisevoyt not. nuvan knouz wy, zis rilijan be, uz rim embaz?

an' zed be beizigz o us goblin rulidgen kolid Godblynyzm, an' me be telin uz mo leita an' mebei me ivyn shouz uz piktchy o us urk anchil, mebei, yeeee
fuckoff

(no subject)

hillow, hillow, me be lytyl gryn goblyn

uz be misin me? me knouz uz be, yeeeeeeee

me hepi veri mutch hevin so mutch gud frendz, yee, me laikz uz ol elot ivyn tho uz be ignorin me rik vezdz; bat zed be o nou enpor tyns fo me, uz knouz

me biin evei fo et estyr deiz sili breshan me ontie eit tu mutch coz ve be lavin herz elot, an', uz knouz, herz shtoumiych kud nat shtend it, an', it dgast be ix ploydin. uz knouz, zis dgast hepinz sumtaimz tu ol goblynz.

an', we be hed tu iit herz, coz zis be auwe goblyn trodishan, an', me saiz, her be ri-i-i-i-iel byg goblyn leidi

sou me be veri stufit an' liyn daun in lefa rgic kandyshen, bat nou me be awrayti an' be telin uz shtoriz ez prumizid
fuckoff

(no subject)

minwail me thinkz me be telin uz 'baut van oza muvi me be siin risentli an' zat be - zy mazk, yeeeeee

an' zat be riiiel gud! zis be 'bout van medgik muzk. so it gouz: van stuhpeed ugli hewmen be faindin van shtreinj medgik mazk an' it sadinli tarnit his in tu van gryn goblyn.

an' zen stuhpeed ugli hewmen bikamz van riel kuul gryn goblyn an' be hevin van rili eston ishin geli gud gryn goblyn taim, yeeeeeeeeeee

bat zen van oza hewmen kumz an he be riel bed, an' he laikz goblynz no, an' he be wontin be takin ded muzk fo him ugli self. me be rilei heitin satch hewmenz koz zem be suk, ye.

an', uz knouz, zy fist gryn goblyn (an' him gryn goblyn doggi) - zem be teikin nou shit an' be kikin but o byg miin neisti bed hewmen. an' me be laikin zis y lot!

zis be gud muvy, veri gud, sum shord kuminz it be hevin, but stil be gud, an', uz knouz, u shud go aut an' be siin zis imid etley, an', me thinkz, zer shud be mo muzkz laik zis in da wold sou we ol be kuuul lytyl gryn goblynz not sum agley miin hewmenz, an' we be ol hepi zen, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
iitinuz

(no subject)

so

me bek, yeeeee, an' me hepi siin uz be stil hie

sou me kechit kwait y fu furi krichyz an', me an' me riletivz bin hevin van hel uf y paty, yeeee

zer be so mutch gestz zed me onli hed van tini lytyl mun guuz, an' zed bed koz me no laikz mun guuzyz, zem be no teisty. me olzo hed van tini lytyl pies o me onkl kurdum p. mishtyk hum we be iitin aksi denshyli, an' he be old an' no teisti tu.

sou me sumwot hangri, yeeee

an' suun me be telin uz abut goblyn rilijn, bat fist me be triyn tu faint van gud elus treshan fo me stori, yeeeee
fuckoff

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me be veri bisey kechin lytyl furi kritchyz an' byg furi kritchyz fo me gryn goblyn ontiez bizdei be tudei an' we goblyn femyli gota hev lotza teisti furi kritchyz fo we goblyn gestz

bat me shue be bek leita tudei an' me gona tel u 'bout goblyn rilijn an' zis be veri entyr estin koz goblyn rilijn be mutch beta zen hewmen rilijinz, yeeeee
fuckoff

(no subject)

stil nobudi to iit so me gona thinkin o sumfin prufitibl. um.

uz knouz, me thinkz me gona shtart ze sentyr fo goblyn spik, yeee.

an', me be tichin uz hewmenz evrifin 'bout goblyn spik, an' uz be zendin me sum furi lytyl kritchaz az, i meenz, tokinz o gretichud, yeee

an' me be givin uz lesonz on ol metirz goblyn tolk - how, uz knouz, goblynz tok 'bout wot zem be iitin an' hum zem be kilin, an', ivin, goin aut wiz goblyn leidiz an' hevin fan in van goblyn menir, an' bon ton o da goblyn sosaiti, yeee.

bat, me thinkz, me be needz sum, umm. edvir tazimint, yeeeeeeee

an' me be no prug ramir an' zem be askin munny fo imyl deita bezis an' me not ivyn knouz vot zese munny be an' me setnli be hevin nun o zem.

an', ekshuli, me not knouz wot imyl iz o hav tu yuz it, ye

so u nau svich to imyl an' tel ol yur frendz 'bout ze sentyr fo goblyn spik rypit edli, antil zem be kriyn fo mersi, yeeee

zis be fun an' zem shuri be wontin to etend me sentyr, kuz goblyn spik be so kuul it getz goblyn tchikz, yeeeeeee